Friday 26 January 2007

Wee tim'rous beastie

No slush in the sandals this week, and of the mouse, more in a moment. Briefly then, the latest news from the kitchen-on-the-hill: Inside, the boilers continue to behave and all is cosy. Then, as if that wasn’t warming enough we had the pleasure of Herath and his family on Sunday; followed yesterday by Namtip, Noi and Aree.

Outside, it’s much colder; the fish pond and puddles glazed over, and the sandy paths all frozen solid underfoot. In the larder we have more bananas than you can shake a yellow stick at and are short of little else - although tonight is Burns night and there’s nae a haggis in sight. Instead, continuing the mousie theme, whilst pointing to our place in the heart of the weather and the weather in the heart that gives rise to it, here’s some snippets from one of his poems:


“Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ wast,
An weary Winter comin fast
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell…


But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice and Men,
Gang aft agley,
An’ lae’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promised joy!


Still, thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But Och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!”


In the larder however we’ll not be guessin’ an’ fearin’ for a while - we’re as blessed as the mouse. Whilst down at the stores, the vanity of foresight notwithstanding, we think the following may be helpful:

  • Stamps (any value)
  • Fire wood
  • Danish oil
  • Dust masks
  • Lime scale remover for kettles
  • Pritt stick
  • Man-size tissues


Thank you too, but we have plenty of fruit and tootbrushes, salt and instant coffee, towels and eggs, soap and rice.
(mouse photograph courtesy of university of wisconsin board of regents)


Thursday 18 January 2007

Keep off the Slush

Whilst I think of the others in the warmth of Thailand, and the summer retreat forms make their way through the post, the first snow has arrived. But don’t be fooled by the photograph – it’s not crisp and dry and it’s not over-arched by blue sky, and somewhere between wet-icy-water and slush it gets right in your sandals.

Even less welcoming, are the new ‘no parking’ signs outside the building, which being low-to-the-ground have a distinctly “keep off the grass” feel to them. On Sunday night, from my hidey-hole, I could tell by the dithering headlights that they were creating a response. And actually, we don’t like them either (their being a necessary evil to help relations with our neighbours), though the walk from the car park no doubt has some compensatory health benefits – if you don’t slip on the slush.

You might be thinking this has nothing to do with the kitchen. But then again, if you arrived with a sack of potatoes you might not. Not that I’m suggesting we’re short of potatoes, merely that you might not want to carry them up the lane (not in the slush anyway). Here’s a simple suggestion: unload without socialising, then move your car down to the car park ….Ah, now we’re looking forward to your visit!

If you do come, you’ll realise you’re not the only ones refraining from social interaction. Everything here is quiet. Not even the whisper of a mouse. Which must mean the larder is full.

Down in the stores though, I hear they’re chewing through plastic for want of:

  • Stamps! (any value)
  • Fire wood
  • Danish oil
  • Dust masks
  • Lime scale remover for kettles
  • Pritt stick
  • Man size (not mouse size) tissues

As for us, thank you, but we have plenty of fruit and vegetables, toothbrushes, salt, biscuits, instant coffee, tea, towels, soap and rice.

Friday 12 January 2007

On the Wing

Earlier this week the wise old bird and two fledglings flew the nest on a westerly wind. Since then the wind and rain haven’t stopped pouring over the hill, whilst inside the monastery everything is strangely quiet. It’s left a weird atmosphere around the place; the eclectic mix of characters trying to find their different ways into solitude; the turbulence outside; the bereft interior. Down in the kitchen, the Wednesday offering of food from Namtip together with Noi, Aree and Linda was a familiar and welcome point of reference; on Thursday we had the likeable company of Tilak and his friend; and tomorrow Mame and Maureen are here once again to offer food in memory of Jeff Pick. All of which has meant a lull in culinary work for Radek and I. In my own case that’s shown up a tendency to migrate toward the office in an effort to clear the decks and open some space for the next couple of months. I find I am not alone there; though neither is there much sign of the two seniors, suggesting they’re more quickly into the swing of things – attuning themselves to a wind that blows where and how it pleases. We are grateful for the generosity which makes that possible; which means we have enough in the larder to more than keep us alive (though the odd jar of honey helps toward sweetening as well).

Down at the stores they’re well provided for too, though the following might be helpful:

· Fire wood
· Surgical Spirit B.P.
· Man size tissues
· Limescale remover
· Dust-masks

Thank you also but we have plenty of fruit and vegetables, toothbrushes, salt, coffee, towels, soap and rice.




Friday 5 January 2007

Waxing Moon

2006 in the monastery closed with elemental style. On New Years Eve wind howled across the roof of the Dhamma hall, and broke the clouds to reveal the odd star and a waxing moon that illuminated the lane. For a monastery, it was a wildly romantic night. But there was beauty inside too, as people offered up their aspirations and wrestled with fire in their wish to forgive and to be forgiven. In the days before and the days after we had many lovely guests; green-fingered and earthy, fiery or fluid; poetic – they waxed and waned with the moon, leaving their quiet absence with us as we enter the winter retreat.

They are not the only ones to leave us. In the coming week Ajahn Munindo, Tan Hiriko and our one-and-only Richard (now radiant in white) leave for Thailand. Tan Hiriko remains there, whilst the other two carry on to New Zealand, all of them returning to Harnham in April. Back at base, in the kitchen, Radek and I will be left to take care of the nutritional needs of Ajahn’s Sawaeng and Abhinando, whilst not neglecting our own. Should anyone else pitch up for the day, then I should think that with a twist of the arm we will find a way of including them.

…John Bower, for example. John, whose day job is cataloguing criminals, will over the next couple of months be cataloguing our books as well. When he’s finished they’ll be transferred to the new library in the retreat house; the one that featured last week. So, if any of you have books or CDs outstanding and wish to avoid having your own arm twisted, please return them asap. And whilst you’re at it, you are, as usual, invited to consider (in response to requests from supporters of the monastery) that whilst the larders’ needs are few, the following would still be helpful:

  • Savoury contributions to the freezer
  • Tahini

Down at the stores, I hear they still/now would appreciate:

  • cling film
  • kitchen roll
  • fire wood
  • danish oil
  • set of 3 ecover eco-balls
  • limescale remover
  • stamps (any value)
  • dust marks
  • wood saw

And, conferring, it seems that your generosity now means we have plenty of:

  • toothbrushes, salt, instant coffee, towels, soap.